Sunday's Best Idea of the Day

Drink on an empty stomach during a recession: Considering the current economic climate, everyone is trying to find ways to cut corners. Lots of people have ideas on how to save money, but only this idea saves you money in two ways. By not eating, you save money on food. And by getting drunk faster, you save money on alcohol. This is a rebuttal to boom-time 'Trickle Down Economics,' i.e. the belief that you drink after eating a lot, at which point only a little alcohol will trickle down through your full stomach and you'll last a lot longer. In times of recession, if you're not schwasted by 11:30 and in bed by 12, you're going to be in the red financially. You must act fast, there's no time to waste!